OMG, you guys. I finished season 1 of Sons of Anarchy. And so, logically, that means I should be starting season 2. But.... I had to look into what everyone was talking about being huge Gemma-related spoilers and I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS INFORMATION I CANNOT WATCH THE NEXT SEASON OMG HOW THE FUCK COULD KURT SUTTER DO THIS TO ME HE'S KATEY SAGAL'S FUCKING HUSBAND
, HE WROTE THE PART FOR HER
, WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO A CHARACTER PLAYED BY HIS OWN FUCKING WIFE
WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST HEARTWRENCHINGLY, AMAZINGLY TOUGH CHARACTER ON TELEVISION?!?!!?!? AUUUGHHHH WHY IS FANGIRLING SO FUCKING HARD YOU GUYS?!!!!?!!?!??!
But I want to!!
But I DON'T want to, at all, ever!!
Because omg, I love Gemma wayyyyyyyyy beyond all rational thought at this point and, you guys... Just... I can't.
This is what happens when you fall obsessively in love with fictional characters, THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. I serve as a warning to fangirls everywhere. This is what happens.
In my defense, I was powerless! BAMF older women who also happened to be TATTOOED BIKER CHICKS?? Are you kidding me?? She threatened to kill someone IN A HOSPITAL in the fucking pilot! She told off her son's girlfriend WHILE LEANING IN CLOSE AND USING SEXUAL INNUENDOS. She flirts with female FBI agents trying to imprison her! When the chick her husband was screwing shows up in her town, she takes her out in the middle of main street WITH A SKATEBOARD. TO THE FACE. And then proceeds to scream at her husband for said infidelity, even as she's being arrested and dragged through the police station! And she not only screams at him, she screams "AND IT'S NOT MY PUSSY!" I mean, wtf, you guys. How have I not been watching this show? And how am I going to continue watching this show knowing serious, serious, big time terrible things happen to one of my favourite female characters since CJ Cregg? And I mean bad shit, you guys. Really, really, really bad. Worse than Josh. Worse than Donna. Way, way worse. I'm talking I-need-buckets-for-all-of-my-feelings
But seriously. Katey Sagal as Gemma Teller-Morrow. I can't even.
What the fuck was I supposed to do with that?? Idek, you guys. Idek.